Open up. I know what you did to my fucking brother.
No matter how I read this sign, I still have questions.
DO IT [OC]
Doctors be like
Every day right around 5, this sun of a bitch tries to kill me
Ah! Makes sense now!
My local bar has a drunk test for people leaving
When you get your gender studies degree
Unfortunately Lion King has been cancelled due to some conflict with the actors
Old but gold mate!
Not today. (Not mine btw)
Made me smile
Stay hydrated my friends.
I am not saying kill all stupid people…
Happens all of the time…
Dear Santa. Fuck you.
In 1994 my elementary school matched us up with a pen pal in another state. For Christmas of that year … More
Hmm yeah you look good hun